dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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