So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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