Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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