jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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