I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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