People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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