Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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