Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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