I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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