Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
We're too hungover to prance.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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