Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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