marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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