So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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