my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
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