the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
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Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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