Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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