Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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