i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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