brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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