shes about as inviting as chlamydia
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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