This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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