Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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