We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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