I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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