Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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