:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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