i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
They are going to name an STD after you.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
