I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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