He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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