is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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