he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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