perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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