but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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