I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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