i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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