holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
third nipple confirmed
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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