dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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