That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
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Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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