ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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