he shaved USA in his pubs
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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