Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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