...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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