ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
tonight lets celebrate not being married
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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