At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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