Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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