I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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