dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
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