I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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