i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
So squirting runs in the family.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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