"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Randomize
