Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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