I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.