how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.