We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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