big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
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