What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I think your dad took our porno
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Randomize
